http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com another big mouth in brooklyn Sun, 22 Oct 2006 17:40:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en hello friends. i’ve been MIA a while because all of my neighbors have locked their wi-fi networks. the nerve! what, they didn’t like me using their signal to download five albums/day from OiNK? hmph. stingy, stingy. so, until my roomies and i start paying ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=207 i saw the most adorable bike thief today. he was one of the bums in the park, the ones you see so often that you feel as though you ought to start saying hello. he is always pushing around a shopping cart with a painting inside that he ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=191 so what new york blogger isn’t making a september 11 post today? who isn’t trading stories about “where were you when…”? five years later and for the most part, things go on as usual for those of us fortunate enough in our losses to continue going on as usual. ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=206 http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=205 last night i met a man who opted to shit his pants rather than use the restroom at CBGBs. http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=204 One of the joys of living in New York City, for me at least, is the high level anonymity and privacy, if you want it. While I enjoy running into friends around the city, for the most part I appreciate being able to go about my business in a ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=202 all summer long i’ve been pompous about how i can survive a new york city summer without wasting money and energy on air conditioning. well, my arrogance came back and kicked me in the ass today, the hottest day of the year and one of the hottest on record, ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=201 i want to live in a place with a fire escape, tall dirty windows and a heater that shakes. http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=200 i’m such a lucky! less than a week after canadian brooke graced my futon with her presence, i now get to host the irish newmexican sebastian! he wears a hideously awesome ronald reagan belt buckle 24/7. we pub-crawled last night and conversation got pretty deep in the ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=199 yes. an ice cream truck. i used to have a fondness for ice cream trucks. that was before one circled my block playing the same obnoxious song 18 hours a day rain or shine! and it’s just not fair, because the rest of brooklyn doesn’t have to suffer ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=197 …of a kitten. check out this precious little critter: also, have you ever heard that people have a tendency to look like their pets? i always used to think, “well, that’s unfortunate” but i think i am perhaps not immune to the phenomenon: inquisitive peering! head possibly a bit too large ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=198 lack of swimsuits, broken hose, we ripped the plastic, ain’t nothin. the hardest part about drunkenly operating a slip n slide at 2am is finding a brooklynite with a back yard. so far i know… just one sod-advantaged boy! http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=196 says almost every nyc-based news and blog source: “all the REAL artists don’t live in williamsburg anymore… they’ve all moved east, unless they have a TRUST FUND.” such sentiments are always conveyed with derision, the newsprint version of a smirk directed toward any and all young, hip people in ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=195 i’ll admit it right now, it takes a village voice-sponsored indie rock concert to get me out to coney island, but i’m glad i did it. once. i can see how it appeals to urban families with beach-loving children, but to me it is like hell on ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=193 living in nyc, you get a lot of company. your roommates get a lot of company. rare is the weekend when your futon doesn’t have 1, 2, or 3 people crashing on it. and it’s cool, really. i love showing people the city i live in ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=190 it’s not enough that 80% of the young women in new york city are smokin’ hot aspiring models and actresses. it’s not enough that young women outnumber young men in the city by a 3:2 ratio. now i have to deal with men and their ridiculous and arbitrary ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=189 i am a fruitfly and proud of it! and i have so many fruitfly opportunities this week, since it’s PRIDE week in nyc and there are tons of faaaabulous events going on. my favorite event name so far: “Way Gay: Gayer Gay Gayness.” last night i ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=188 back by popular demand*, i am continuing the “doors to the cool kid buildings” series! *kevin. http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=187 i went to a nude beach in jersey this weekend!!! it’s part of the sandy hook beach stretch. but after a day at the nude beach, my boy said, “sandy hook? more like sandy NOOK!” about which i snickered the whole ferry ride home. today i was ... http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=186 http://msthingk.pulp-poetry.com/?p=185